The first date, November 5th, 1986, is when this Lopsided Moose came into existence and prepared to torture the world, starting with my parents and two older siblings.
The second date, December 25th, 1992, was the day I received my first video game console. I was playing with SUPER POWER on that day, especially when I plugged in the classic Super Mario World. A day my father regrets, as he created a monster.
Video games have resulted in multiple bruisings and even 2 broken toes (thanks Clay Fighter) all because a little brother failed to learn his lesson about letting the wookies, umm....I mean, older brothers, win.
Since receiving my first console, I have played thousands of games on many different consoles, ranging from the Game Boy and NES all the way to the current generation of consoles. Without the corruption of a business or video game company behind me, all of my reviews are unbiased and the true opinions of the Lopsided one himself. Even if I receive a code or game to review, I would not let that jeopardize my morals and will still get a full unbiased review.
The picture above is a true depiction of what is going on in my brain at any one moment in time.